Congrats, you’ve just infiltrated the most magical corner of the internet, where subtlety and outlandishness coexist, and nobody gets judged for loving glitter at an aggressively professional level.

This is your launchpad for all things Espionage Cosmetics: choose your own adventure below! (No gatekeeping, just sparkle.)

Here’s the deal: We don’t take beauty rules seriously—but we are very serious about self-expression and being your own kind of extra. Go subtle. Go maximalist. Go weird, wild, meme-worthy, or straight-up magical. We’ll be here to cheer you on.

TL;DR: Tap a button, find your vibe, and welcome to the most un-basic corner of the beauty-verse.